New Record!!

In my attempt to lighten the mood of the board I thought I would share,  Tonight I had the biggest poop in my 40 years.  This thing was at least 12 inches with a good diameter. It is strange but after my surgery my food intake is way,way down but my discharge is the same if not more. I thought I would share this incredible event here in the locker room.  I tried to share with my wife and my three year year old son but they failed to show the proper amount of enthusiasm for my super human feat. JIm D

Nice description, Jim, but I miss the pictures. Joe

Yeah Jim but exactly how many Courics did it weigh?  :)

That's hilarious. Wonder how many folks got it?

heh.  As long as one person got it so I don't sound like a retard.  :)

I was asking the same thing! I'd assume, from his description, it was atleast 7.0-7.5 Courics.  Perhaps 7.75-8.0.

The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich which is the standard governing body of of excrement standards and practices says that, "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement."  

Post-op I don't think I have come close to 20 pounds yet.  I can maybe crank out a single Couric and maybe on an especially gifted day 1.25 Courics.   Never 7 though.  That would be quite an accomplishment!

Hell, I crank out 5.75-6.50 Couric ones all the time!  I just did a few days ago.

Jim, This is all in good humor so please take it as such. I couldn't help but notice on your profile that your picture you loaded at 11:12 looks like you were practicing for the amazing accomplishment

Congratulations. As a manly Man I can appreciate the accomplishment. I'll say I've had a few whoppers myself recently. Shortly after my surgery, when I was doing all liquids, I was a little negligent on keeping up with my fiber supplements, so when I finally had to poop, I was so impacted I thought I would never get that thing out. As it is now, I go about every other day, so mine are quite a site to behold as well.