OT: Twas the night before Christmas WLS style

The Night Before Christmas WLS Style

Twas the night before Christmas and all threw the house, I could smell all the goodies, but could only eat like a mouse

Ma with her plate, and me with my lean cuisine meal, Plopped on the couch to watch Deal Or No Deal

When all of the sudden I herd such noise, I wobbled over to the front door with such grace and poise

I looked out of the peep hole and what did I see, A red sled like Hummer even equipped with an Mp3

We stood there in wonder, asked what shell we do ? Quick grab some milk a cookies, we need to feed this fool  He came down the chimney so lively and quick, Its him, Its him, I yelled yes its St. Nick

I stood there bewildered, I did not understand , What happened to my Santa, the Jolly fat man

There was no bowl full of jelly, This dude was not plump He whispered, I sure would like those cookies but I might sugar dump

Well he wasted no time he, went right to work But I want my fat Santa, not this thin little jerk

He caught my attention, then caught my eye With out WLS, like you I might have died

I stood there in shock, a tear in my eye Thanks To WLS my Santa is Alive

Well even though he is thin now, half the man he use to be Thanks to WLS for many more years he will be

He flew up the chimney, away he did go  This dude could run a 10k now in rain, sleet or snow

His voice rang out deeply,so loudly and clear Merry Christmas to all, and a Happy Healthy Thinner New Year!

~John L~