iWife--what every guy wants under his tree!

Hey guys, I'm working on the perfect gift, what every guy wants under his tree, in his stocking, or on his dreidel this Christmas and Hanukkah—the amazing iWIFE!  Nifty features include: • comes without a long term commitment • attractive front and back • turns on at the touch of a button • touch-sensitive • handy mute buttons on front and backside • vibrate mode • accepts multi-party conference calls • works all hours of the day or night • recharges in a matter of minutes • one-size-fits-all socket easily accepts all charging devices • comes in every color • fully-functional horizontally and vertically • works well with other devices • available in regular, slim, and chunky • flexible, bends but won’t break • no monthly fees, unlimited minutes • no roaming zones • infinitely customizable user preferences Don’t want an iWIFE?  No problem! iMATE, iPAL, iMAN also available! Place your orders today and you too can be making unlimited calls tomorrow! Let me know if I’ve left out any must-have features.

Doug... LOL!!!!!!!!!!  loved this!  but  I want the iTWINS one instead! Jim

Jim, Great idea, but why should we settle for iTwins? Let's be bold and go for iSextuplets!

Awesome!

Crankster, Glad you enjoyed yourself!

Now you , me, Jim, and cranky are getting old..something like this might break a hip Russ

Ah, Russ, but what a way to break a hip!

Russ  no big deal just order an iHip

Great idea--a new iJoint.

Well Doug ; I live in Utah  What opp do ya have for me ; wink wink . I think you know what i mean . Were's the muilty opp , I need more opp's LOL  Can A guy have more then one ???? How about seven ? ??? Nick