60 eggs in 5 min. ?

I need to stop reading the posts. My “Wonderful”  Three and a half year old twins boys were just quietly in fact, “to quietly” playing  in their bedroom.  I went in asked “what’s up boys”  “Nothin’ dad”, as they are leaning against the top drawer of the dresser.  I look in the garbage can and find the 2 flats for 5 dozen eggs from Costco. HUMMM I opened the top drawer to find the missing cracked and opened 60 eggs. How could they crack 60 eggs in 5 min. ?   The eggs dripped out of the top drawer and into the next 3.  If any one is looking for me, I will be doing laundry for the rest of the day.

I thought this was going to be a Cool Hand Luke post. That is impressive work by those kids. Bet it was a decent explaination of what they were hoping to have happen by this experiment.

" WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE", first thing I thought of also. I watched part of Cool hand Luke for the umpteen time just a couple of weeks ago. Still a great movie.  pan head

One good, "egg toss" would have done it! Sorry to hear about that!

Dave

Boys, boys, boys! When my third son was about 2 1/2 he somehow managed to carry a huge mixing bowl full of dried bread for the  turkey stuffing from the kitchen to the upstairs bathroom (we followed a trail of bread crumbs) and flushed the whole works down the toilet. It was a "Stove Top" stuffing Thanksgiving that year.

Thank goodness it wasn't eggs, but when my boy was about 2 1/2 he "quietly" entertained himself one afternoon by taking all the board games from the entertainment center center storage and dumping them in the middle of the living room floor.  This included two versions of Trivial Pursuit, two versions of Monopoly, Life, and a few others. It took him about 5 minutes to mix them all together and it took me about 3 hours to separate them all back out. Good times!!!!

I remember when I was a kid. I was assigned the project of putting an old set of China in the attic above the garage. I did manage to get the slightly heavy box onto the rafters (2X10's). Heewwwever...the box shiften onto the drywall and it fell through to the concrete below. Thank goodness for my azz it missed the car, but I got a chewin' out and a dose of drywall work (ceiling, yuck) after that!

Dave

I also thought of COOL HAND LUKE. "what we have here is failier to comunicate,some men just cant be reached" ( the warden talking about luke after they worked him over)

My funny kids story actually is about me.  When I was about 5 my mom worked nights at a hospital and my parents owned a restaraunt.  One morning before my mom got home and my dad was still sleeping I talked my little sister into throwing a couple dozen eggs at the living room wall.  It was Christmas time and when my dad got up he actually picked up the Christmas tree and threw it out the front door.  He was PISSED!   It wasn't funny then, but now my mom loves telling that story.