Parking lot FART

Well I went to WAL Mart....I parked as far away as possible so I had to get in my excersise walk. I Could not BELEIVE IT!!  I came out and had 2 cars parked right next to me!!  I looked at each side and they had less then 2 feet on both side . I told my wife well I guess you will have to drive. So I loaded up the back of the truck while she returned the cart. I took a bit So I thought heck I will just see how far the door will open. I couldn't no way . huh nope , next thing I knew I was sliding in the seat without evening touching the other car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The Mind is still set to super huge mode!! lol Just had to share

Good FARTing Mr. Bubba! I know what you're talking about. I still have a habit of crowding toward the right side of parking spots to make sure I have enough room to get back into the car. Comes from years of worrying that I wouldn't fit between my car and the next one. Hard to get used to being a smaller size, eh? Pretty soon you'll be able to squeeze between the door and the gasket!

awesome fart man..congrats. Scott

Just keep your narrow ass in the driver's seat where it belongs!

Whew! Nice big stinky one!!!! Congrats.  I tell folks all the time that I no longer judge the value of a parking spot based on its proximity to the front door, but rather by the amount of shade in which it lies.