Vacation Fart
I had the unusual experience of going on vacation to Baja for nine days.... and coming home weighing three pounds less. That certainly never happened on any of my prior vactions.
Whilst we were unpacking the bags I grab a pair of loose green shorts out of the bag and put them on (thinking that they were mine). I don't know who was unhappier.... me, wearing girls pants - or my wife, seeing her shorts hanging loosly on me!