Really bad farts - when will they stop?
They don't stop. Let me tell you a couple of things. I was upstairs in my bedroom and my wife was downstairs in the family room. I let one (sliently) that she smelled from downstairs. Another time, I let one and my dog left the room. Third, I am a high school Biology teacher. One day as one class was exiting the classroom, I just had to release one. As students from the next period entered the classroom, they asked, "Are we dissecting today?" I said, "No. Why?" And they answered, "Because it smells like something is rotten in here." However, I do enjoy the occasional elevator rides..." My wife, who is a dietitian, says it is the result of having the gall bladder removed during the surgery. There was an advertisement on this website for a product that prevented the smell of farts, but I never used it nor do I remember the name. I'm sure that if you e-mailed this site and asked for the name, they would forward it to you.
Here's the bad news, dude.
I've been slacking on the diet 2+ years out, eating crap I'm not supposed to, gaining back some weight, and letting my blood sugar get out of control. At least I didn't fart that much.
So, this past week, I've been getting back with the program. Avoiding carbs, watching sugar levels, eating protein over anything else. The green clouds are ba-a-a-a-ck, and with a vengeance. Fortunately, and for unrelated reasons, the wife set up two of those automatic air sanitizer units...