Hospital FART

I just got home from the hospital and outpatient surgery. It was so cool to put on a regular sized gown and not moon the world... I gave birth to a ganglion cyst from my right hand. Everyone is doing fine.

Congrats on the bouncing baby cyst there Bob.  As well as fitting into the hospital gown.  I definitely had a few experiences with the drafty hospital gown that seemed to be made for a little girl. Take it easy,

Glad to hear you're doing well, Bob!  

My right hand seems to be getting larger as well since WLS, probably just "hermit crab" syndrome.

Dave

Bob, At your age I hope you are having your ‘ganglion tubes tied’ after this one! It’s expected to continue a relationship with your hand Well into your "Golden Years," But do so responsibly and use protection. Think how old you’ll be when that cyst gets out of college. Glad to hear it was a totally different experience than the original WLS Trip through the halls to OR. Best Wishes- Dx

The real bummer is that with my right hand compromised, I'll be going without sex for about 2 weeks...    

My own little "ganglion" is a peanut sized one on my left wrist...and my own Dr said "fergedaboutit" as they're usually no troubles and break up on their own! But that's my left hand (and I'm right handed) so I understand maybe why you might wanna toast that one on your right hand...so many many girls and such little time.... Jim

To get  away from the obvious stand-up comedy material, it was on the last  knuckle of my pinkie. On its own it didn't hurt, but I put up with it for at least 5 years, and about the third time I smacked it  coupling fire hoses (yeee-frikkin-ouch) I decided it had to go.