Joke

George Burns & Oprah   



When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah

Winfrey

Oprah asked," Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You

are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable."



Mr. Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy

what I do when I do it."



Oprah said, "I understand you still do the sex thing, even

at your age."



George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am

quite good at it."



Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man, would you

do it with me?"



So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just

don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man."



George said, "The second time is even better than the first

time.



Oprah said, "You can really do it again at your age?"



George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my

testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me

up in thirty minutes."



When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah

was beside herself with joy. She said, "Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded

that you could do a repeat performance and have it be better than the

first time.. At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!"



George said That the third time would be even better. "You

just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right

hand

and call me in thirty minutes."



Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of recharge

your batteries?"



George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a black

woman she stole my wallet!"