SUNDAY HUMOR

Sorry to have missed posting some humor the past couple of days, but I took a couple of days off just to rest and relax.  No work, no computer as I get ready for a busy fall schedule.  I ready to head out the door for church and wanted to pass this one on.  This one shows the great wisdom of kids today. Dan ***************************************************************************************************

How to get to heaven A pastor was doing a teaching for the children and began to ask them these questions.

“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" he asked the children.

"NO!" the children all answered.   

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,   and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" 

 Again, the answer was, "NO!"

Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. 

Again, they all answered, "NO!" 

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?" he asked.

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!!!"