Time waster: famous, or not so famous quotes

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. Jeff Foxworthy Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx  Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. Robin Williams God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Robin Williams The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' Robin Williams Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. George Carlin Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. George Carlin If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter. George Carlin If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. George Carlin The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin Stay Well Woody

Loved those, Woody.

Three genii (geniuses), no doubt. Robin Williams' brain, especially, like Einstein's should be removed for research.

Best Wishes,

Dave