TUESDAY HUMOR
As one of the oldest guys out here, I thought today I would pass on to you youngsters some humor about age. Dan ________________________________________________________________________ A distraught senior citizen phoned his doctor's office.
"Is it true," he wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"" "Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told him. There was a moment of silence before the gentleman replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS.'" ----------------------------------------- Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. ------------------------------------------ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ------------------------------------------ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. -------------------------------------------- You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. ---------------------------------------------- I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. ---------------------------------------------- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. But it's worse when you forget to pull it down. ------------------------------------------- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ********* Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..If you have a prayer request whether WLS or personal, please visit our website at www.packardministries.org and click on PRAYER or email me at [email protected]
You will be added to our daily prayers. One of our ministry objectives is to support those having or had WLS. Pastor Dan
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