SUNDAY HUMOR

Here is one guys that I can kind of relate to.  This morning I called to preach at two different churches about 50 miles from home.  About half way there I realalized that I forgot to put my dentures in.  There no way I could turn back and get them, so I prayed real hard that the folks would be able to hear the toothless wonder preach.  My wife tells me I did just fine.    Dan *************************************************************************************************

The minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.

 

The first Sunday after the surgery, he only preached for 10 minutes.

The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.

But, on the third Sunday he preached for 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way: "The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were still hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures and I couldn't stop talking!"