My First FART Oh my Gosh Im at Wal Mart !!!!!!

Ok Guys My First Fart, Im three and and a half weeks out and have dropped 42 lbs. My wife looked at me the other day and said good gravy, your pants look ridicules, you need to buy some new pants there to big. Well There is no way in HE DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS  Im going to go pay 50 bucks at the big and tall store for and pair of pants. That I will be able to ware for what maybe a month. So any ways I went to the new wall mart and was just browsing through the mens department  and was looking at some wal mart brand jeans. I found a pair of 50x30 in blue and  a pair of 48x30 in black. For poops and giggles I thought , Im going to try these on. Who was I kidding three and a half weeks ago 56's were a liitle tight.  Ok I start with the 50's, first leg in second leg in, there around my waist and and bingo I buttoned  and sipped them up. No Freakin Way! These Pants Fit!!  I am so jazzed. Ok I thought I leave now, But wait the 48's. Ok I tried them on to they were tight but I could button and sip them up. I Buying those puppies to, Heck at 11 bucks a pair who cares.  I was so excited, I walked out of the dressing room  and the gall asked me if I would be taking the pants. I looked at her and said do you know how long it has been since I have bought a pair of pants at a regular store, She just stared at me like I was some kind of Nut Job. Well I know My OH friends will understand. Just had to share my FART at walmart. Take Care,   John

John that was great!!  We have been there.  Try and go to Salvation Army and the Goodwill Stores.  You say 1 month, in 10 days I was out of 48s and into 44s!!  I am not kidding.  I bought $200. worth of clothing cause I was so excited and had to get rid of it in a couple of weeks.  I asked friends and family for cloths till I got to the size I am at.  It will get better and better!!  Ps a big no no...I would keep telling my wife "I'm down another pound".  After a while she started to really hate that line.  She knew, but she was affected by my weight loss while she struggled with hers.  Brian

Bravo John L. Clothes are my greatest reality check.. They are hard to argue with.

John That is great.  Wait until you get into some thirty something size pants- you are going to rip the seam with that FART!! I have recently been wearing 36 pants and medium to large shirts - 10 months ago 52 and 3x. Keep up the goodwork  Have a great weekend. Chris 326/182/175

John, That is awesome! I can't wait for something like that to happen to me!  $11 for a pair of pants? LOL.. I think one of my new goals just became to burn my Kingsize Catalog Credit card.. LOL.  I refuse to be without jeans and nice clothes and run around in sweats.. but dang, like you said.. $50 for a pair of pants gets old. That's always been one of my fears travelling a lot, and when I used to be a truck driver.. I would think "man, what if my luggage gets lost or something.. you can't just walk in to any story and get my size stuff." Dale

Congrats on the big stinky, John!!! I went out to my barn the other day where 15 years ago I put several (lots) of 42s and xl and xxl shirts into those plastic bags and sucked all the air out of them and squeezed them up.  I figured the mice would've gotten into them - but no way - they were still in there looking like big clear plastic cow chips.  I didn't think I'd ever blow them back up, but it looks like I'm going to get a chance to.  Also my dad and 3 brothers are gathering some extra clothes for me!  Yeehaw BobM.

John,  It's such a great feeling, isn't it. We all know that feeling all too well. The best thing is that this fantastic feeling will repeat itself time and time again.  Great Job!!! -Ron

Great job John, That may be the first, but certainly not the last. Enjoy the ride

Who'd a thunk it? Wal Mart turns out to be a popular FARTing spot for us. Great feeling, isn't it? Now get ready for your wife to start commenting on your baggy undies . . . if she hasn't already. Congrats. There's more great stuff to come.

Wow!  Thats wonderful.  We can relate on the pants.  All my  old pants seem to be about 6" too long. My wife over the years saved a few pants and suits.  Monday I had to go to a funeral and my wife pulled out what looked like a brand new suit.   Then she told me I haven't worn it in about 6-7 years. It fit.  I'll probably be able to wear it about another two weeks.  Good reminder on Walmart cost for pants. Mike