BIGGEST FART EVER!

bypassboy
on 8/15/07 4:43 am - Queens, NY

So my ipod shuffle craps out on me and its time to workout and im pissed so i hope on the treadmill and there is this old guy next to me on the treadmill so I start doing my cardio....a quarter mile at 4.0 speed........then im like **** ******eed music (The gay techno the gym was playing wouldnt cut it ) so im like whatever let me hurry up and get through this.... I start running at 9.0speed for a half mile and im like ughhhhhhhh FASTER FASTER so I up it and do a quarter mile at 10.0speed at that point im like OMG im flying without wings I finish the quarter mile HIT STOP on the machine and hanging from the bars the treadmill has and catching my breathe because its the fastest i ever ran (9.0 and 10.0 speed) and this old guy looks at me and he is like "SHOW OFF, HUH?) I had to just smile and laugh. That was a great FART and able for me to get through my workout with out thinking about my damn broken ipod

wjoegreen
on 8/15/07 5:21 am - Colonial Heights, VA
Big or small, in all size packages, a fart is a fart. Think you had one there. I'd get another pod though,... before you hurt somebody.
(deactivated member)
on 8/15/07 5:58 am - Houston, TX
Dang man...open a window...you are smelling the place up!!!! my shins would have cracked at that speed.... Russ
HePaid4That
on 8/15/07 6:36 am

Sure does stink like a big one.  Way to go.

 

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