toilet paper tip for the married
What married man hasn't had the fight about replacing the roll of TP when it is used up?
Here is a simple tip to stop this harrasment.
Pick a little used drawer in the bathroom, preferably one close to the crapper. Under a old playboy mag stash a roll of TP( most wives wont snoop around in these drawers) Then when ya do your business only use your personal TP stash, that way your wife or Girlfriend will allways be the one stuck changing the roll, hence keeping you from wasting valuable man time being *****ed at. Peace Buzzerdbait
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