Worst Experience Yet

Hey guys -  Wanted to share the worst experience I have had since WLS. On Friday I went to Exxon, got gas, got a small decaf coffee, and picked up 2 boiled eggs.  I was going to eat the egg wights for protein and trash the yokes.  I left the store and got on the freeway.  I took a bite of the egg and my cell phone rang.  As my cell phone is also my business line. I amswered.  Before I answered I swallowed the mouthfull I had. When I got off the phone, I had the worst pain in my stomach.  I thought, really, I was going to die!  I pulled over and spit up.  After about 10 min I felt a little better.  I got to my next appointment and went straight to the bathroom.  I spent 15 min in there throwing up.  It hurt SO BAD!!  It felt like I was trying to shiove a bowling ball through a garden hose!   Well as I looked at whatI threw up, I saw egg white chunks.  I had some the size of nickles, some the size of quarters.  I have never been in so much pain, and I played football!!!! Moral - CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW!!!!!!   Hope this makes some laugh, some remember and more importantly - the new ones, advice.

 This is Gods way of saying DO NOT buy food at a gas station !!!

ABSOLUTELY!!!! Not unless it comes in a wrapper that says "KRAFT" But I do feel your pain on the whole issue of "Biting off more than you SHOULD chew" Sorry for you, brother.  We all have learning experiences.

Or you can't swallow that much at one time anymore.  The chew gods were definietly angry.  Youhit the nail on the head.  Sorry it happened, Glad you learned, Thanks for the reminder sharing the lesson.  Try the egg salad sandwich (avoid the crust), or a protein bar, or just be contetnt with a cold water. When you swallowed, I ouched for you dude.  Took the same course a few semesters back. 

Sounds like you learned the lesson. It does get better. I have never up chucked from doing it. I have sharp pains when I do this. It is not as bad at 7 1/2 months. I do catch my self at times taking to big of a bite or not chewing well enough and I think, Oh **** , and then wait to see what happens.  pan head