Simple FaRT

Ok OK,  in response to a post I remembered a simple little thing but realized it was a pretty cool FART. Last Wednesday evening I got my 13 yr old daughter to take some new pictures for my WLS comparisons as it had been 4 months and 32 pounds since my last picture taking.  As I struck my usual pose and she took her usual distance position, she paused and said" Dad,...move your arm. I can't see your stomach!  My arm was just hanging at my side like usual.  We kinda looked at each other and my wife piped in, there's a problem you haven't had before. Oh, and another FART.   Sunday I went to get my suit on for Church and I needed a belt.  I though I had found a smaller one in my closet but it wasn't there.  So I went back over to our clothes tree to get the one out of my causual work slacks.  There on the clothes tree were two of my wife's belts that were black and very generic dress belts.  So for kicks I tried one around my waist and I could hook it in the second hole.  I decided I wouldn';t wear it to church as I wasn't sure how she'd dealt with it in public.  The belt could easily be a guy belt as easy as a girl belt.  That evening after she had gotten in bed, as I was getting ready for bed, I remembered and recited the chain of events ending with putting on her belt for her to see.  Her response? I hate you!!!  I've got to get more serious at Weigh****chers and curves.  This is serious! Me and my daughters got a good laugh.  I had to assure her I was still bigger, taller and wider than her but I'm not sure it helped.  I guess there is a down side to losing,....but I'm not there yet. I also assured her this didn't mean I was going to want to share wardrobes with her for cryng out loud.  Some things are better left alone. Honey,...does this belt make my butt look fat?????

Great stories.  Thanks for sharing. 

Brian