Maybe a New Plateau Buster ? or Weight Loss Program ....
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb.
> >weight loss program.
> >
> >
> >The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
> >voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> >Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
> >
> >
> >She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
> >The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
> >
> >
> >Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
> >huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
> >next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
> >himself
> >and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
> >
> >
> >He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20-pound program. The next
> >day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> >beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
> >
> >She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
> >that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
> >
> >
> >Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
> >shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
> >the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
> >shape.
> >
> >
> >Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
> >that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke
> >and calls the company to order the 7-day/50-pound program
> >
> >
> >'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
> >'This is our most rigorous program.'
> >
> >
> >'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
> >
> >
> >The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
> >huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
> >and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you are mine."
> >
> >
> >
> >He lost 63 pounds that week
From the left side - Ventura, CA
KIM L. Ph.D.
This new life is now a Journey and not a destination!
Afterall life is just a dash between two dates on a tombstone.
KIM L. Ph.D.
This new life is now a Journey and not a destination!
Afterall life is just a dash between two dates on a tombstone.
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