Friday Humor - Priorities: Men!

Chris M.
on 8/2/07 11:14 pm - Cornelius, NC

At dawn the telephone rings.

 

"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house."

 

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

 

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died."

 

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

 

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

 

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die 

from?"

 

"From eating rotten meat, Senor Rod."

 

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

 

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

 

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

 

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

 

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

 

"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

 

"Are you insane? Wha****er cart?"

 

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

 

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

 

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on 

fire."

 

"What the hell?! Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a 

candle??!!!"

 

"Yes, Senor Rod."

 

"But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"

 

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

 

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"

 

"Your wife's, Senor Rod... she showed up one night out of the blue and I 

thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike 

Driver."

 

SILENCE...

 

LONG SILENCE...

 

LONG, LONG SILENCE.

 

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in really deep ****!"

FatManWalking
on 8/3/07 8:46 am - Deep in the Heart of, TX
RNY on 12/11/06 with
A classic. Reminds me of the one where the guys are getting ready to tee off for their regular Saturday game. As Bob is setting up over the ball, a funeral procession drives by the clubhouse. Bob takes his hat off and bows his head as the hearse and cars go by. His Buddy say, gee Bob, that was kind of you to respect the funeral procession. Bob, "She was a good wife". JP
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