A bedtime story...

A woman on the Main Board asked for a bedtime story (couldn't get to sleep).  I gave her this one.  Think I may have offended?? Once there were 2 RNY patients.  The first one was Wendi Weightloss (she was good).  The second patient was Carol Carbs (she was bad).  One day Carol Carbs asked Wendi Weightloss to lunch.  They decided to go to a nice little out of the way restaurant.  Wendi decided to order the chicken salad.  She asked for no croutons and just used lemon juice to spice her salad (she also had a large glass of water).  Carol (feeling happy for her weightloss so far) ordered a fried chicken sandwich.  They added a lot of mayo to it and put on 3 slices of cheese!!  The bun was glorious looking and smelled of bakeries of days of yore.  The lunch went well.  Over the years they met often at this out of the way place.   Wendi eventually married a rich good looking man who cared deeply about her personal needs.  Carol married too.  This man was bitter and loud.  He loved sports more than her.  He never took out the garbage and left the toilet seat up all the time.  Wendi saw her children's children.  Carol died young...The End  What do you think?

I can see how that story would be offensive. Keep your day job.

Overly sensitive people aren't even worth the effort. If anyone got offended by that story then there's just no pleasing them anyway. They would've found something else to ***** about .

You left out Ethel Exercise, who married repeatedly and is still alive and kickin'

Dave

I agree with Not-Dave.  You should have included Ethel Exercise... Mike

Did you change the names to protect the innocent? Did she go to sleep? Is there a sequel? What about Betty?

Thinking more about the story, I forgot to add that to get to this out of the way place Wendi would walk briskly to it, while Carol drove her SUV...Brian

how about Regular Rita who ate beans all the time.  She was very well liked but had no close friends....

And how about Doris Dumper, who loved sweets, but spent most of her time moaning and curled up in a fetal position?

When do you start your liquids, Boxman?  You'll be having your surgery 2 days after me.  Good luck and prayers for us both!  BobM.