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You probably won't be able to get all your water and protein in.  We all know that.  Try your best though.  Pretend to bend over and tye your shoe.  It can help with the gas too.  When your on puree consider putting a small amount of cottage cheese next to your night stand.  If you have to pee in the middle of the night, eat alittle.  The first few days just find different places to sleep.  It doesn't have to be in bed...whatever works. 

Congrats. My advice is to focus on staying hydrated, and get up to walk even though you may not want to. --Dave

Hope by now you’re off to sleep… Have the Greatest! Best Wishes- Dx

Good luck man.  Hit the ground running and never look back.

we had a cool clinic. each day i had this very good looking jamacian woman sponge bath me. she was so nice my g/f didn't mind her giving it to me! best part of the surgery hands down. so see if you can get a sexy nurse like mine to sponge you down. it was a real treat. also, i stayed in a recliner for three weeks. that helped a lot. so just rest, walk, sip and take your meds. you'll be back to normal in a way in just a matter of weeks. have fun.....carbonblob

Barring any last minute changes, it is a done deal now! Let me be the first... Welcome to the LOOOOOOSERS BENCH!