Funny!
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two
prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ONE, TWO,THREE...UUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did It go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an
erection." The second dwarf shook his head. "You
think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .
6. Then hit this link
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
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