Another Funny

underthegun
on 7/17/07 12:12 am - Starke, FL
While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park woods a man

came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the

tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are

you doing?"



"Shh.........I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man

replied in a whisper.





"You gotta be kidding me!"  said the first man.





"No,  would you like to give it a try?"  asked the hugger of the

tree.





Understandably curious about this never heard of phenomenon, the

second man says,  "Well,  OK"





He wrapped his arms around the large tree and pressed his ear up

against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him,

took his wallet, his jewelry, and his car keys. Then he stripped him buck

naked and left him.



Two hours later another "nature lover"  strolled by.....



He saw this poor guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked 



"Dude!!  What the hell happened to you?"





The poor handcuffed guy told the second guy the whole terrible

story about how he had gotten there and how he was tricked and robbed of

all his clothes, jewelry, money, and even his car!





When he had finished telling his story, the other guy shook his

head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the

ear, 



and said, ....



"This just ain't gonna be your day, 

Cupcake."





Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
DoubleDee
on 7/17/07 7:48 am - Holland, MI
Another one! Sick, and wrong on so many levels. Keep 'em coming! DD
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