Another Funny
While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park woods a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "Shh.........I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied in a whisper. "You gotta be kidding me!" said the first man. "No, would you like to give it a try?" asked the hugger of the tree. Understandably curious about this never heard of phenomenon, the second man says, "Well, OK" He wrapped his arms around the large tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, his jewelry, and his car keys. Then he stripped him buck naked and left him. Two hours later another "nature lover" strolled by..... He saw this poor guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked and asked "Dude!! What the hell happened to you?" The poor handcuffed guy told the second guy the whole terrible story about how he had gotten there and how he was tricked and robbed of all his clothes, jewelry, money, and even his car! When he had finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said, .... "This just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".