I thought this was funny.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the
bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"....
disabling the security system got underway immediately. The
robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash &
valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the
bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The
newspaper headline read:
"IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING"....
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
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