Bathroom Break

(deactivated member)
on 7/15/07 1:05 am - MO
In an average life span, you'll spend about six months on the throne! There are 34 bathrooms in the whitehouse 76% of people polled prefer their toilet paper to hang over the top (not me) Favorite Barbie Accessory of all time:  a pink flushing toilet Americans use 4.8 billion gallons of water flushing toilets every day The average toilet lasts 50 years before it needs replaced. Alaska has more outhouses than any other state. The first stall in a public bathroom is usually the cleanest, seeking privacty most people skip it.  (not anymore) The First American to have indoor plumbed bathroom:  Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, in 1840. The average public swimming pool contains more urine than fluroride. An estimated 976,000 homes in America have no flush toilets Most toilets flush in E Flat. Here's One for NotDave:  Farting contests were held in ancient Japan.  Prizes were rewarded based on loudness and duration.
Sean N.
on 7/15/07 1:37 am - TX
Bob - u krack me up dude.  All I can say is, no more public swimming, I dont have to got the handicap stall because its bigger, and we need to have a farting contest here in the states!! that would be kool. Sean
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NotDave (Howyadoin?)
on 7/15/07 1:22 pm - Japan

Hey Bob,

In Alaska, you'd freeze yer bum off, but frozen stuff doesn't smell.

As for farting, I'm surprised that loudness and duration were the only criteria. What about smell? 

Dave

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