Tuesday Humor!

My thoughts exactly! Journey of a Man   When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.   When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but direction less. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day. Jose says, "Look at your sign."  It reads: "I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support" Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads: "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

Good one. That one took me by surprise. Made me laugh though. I think I dated some of those women in my younger days. pan head

I know I have for sure.

Been missing you Dan. You doing OK since the first 27 pounds and wife coming back?? Hope you are well. joe

A young woman found herself pregnant and poor, and the father was nowhere to be found.  She gave birth to twin boys, and she put them up for adoption, so they could have a better life. The first twin was adopted by a Mexican couple, and they named him Juan.  His brother was adopted by Egyptian couple, and they named him Amahl. Many years later, the woman had married.  She received a letter one day from Mexico - it was a letter and a photo of Juan.  She was happy to see the handsome young man Juan had become, but she wished she also had a photo of Amahl. "I don't see what the problem is." her husband said.  "They're twins.  If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl."