Adult Humor

I am really not sure I should post this as I don't want to get more sand in any guys vaginas, but here it is. Enjoy. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6055 If you are easily offended, do us both a favor and click here instead. http://www.care-bears.com/CareBears/html/index.html

Oh gosh....I couldn't stop laughing -- AND -- they called me "Jamie" in high school to boot! wooHoo....where'd ya find that one! Jim

It's from Will Ferrell's website. He is a funny dude. Glad you liked it. My humor tends to be a bit, um, racy.

Kd... What is that around your neck????   opps it drippin' russ

Russ, to that I say either of the following: It was dark I needed the money I thought she was a chick I thought all men liked pearls Does that clear it up? Ha.

Was it Murray or Maury?

From the "Don't-CareBear Collection".... I Pizzed Myself Bear! If it's funny, who Cares..... Clearly the missus is out of town and you are bored! Have a Great one... Best Wishes- Dx

That was freakin great! I couldnt stop laughing!

From Barbara Bush to ZZ Top, it's a term that's been around a long time: (this is why they call it the Men's Board! Dave)

Zz Top - Pearl Necklace Lyrics

She's really upset with me again,
I didn't give her what she likes.
I don't know what to tell her,
Don't know what to say.
Everything got funky last night.

She Was Really Bombed,
And I was really blown away,
Until I asked her what she wanted,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
Digs gettin' downright strange.
But I can keep a handle on anything,
Just this side of deranged.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she held it in her hand
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.

She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
And that's not true what she's talkin' about, [see notes]
It really don't cost that much.

She was gettin' bombed,
And I was gettin' blown away,
And she took it in her hand,
And this is what she had to say:
A pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.
She wanna pearl necklace.