Stud-Waiter Outfit for U. Festival

Hey CB,

Aww...why not? I figure it's mostly the clothes...Hell, I'm gonna have to get more tux stuff. I could go out to the bars pretending to be a classical violinist who just got off work. I have to cut off the sleeves so they don't get caught in the bow! That's the ticket...

What else is there? Well I could get really trashy and maybe wear the blue pinstriped overalls with no shirt underneath. Being a lead guitarist (sort of) maybe I'd have an excuse!

Dave

Dave! The Tux is the classic Best Complement of the male form yet invented. “Bond, James…”  The Tux, is to guys image what Nudity (with bunny ears) is to a Playmate! Oddly, I had two back when I was shaped like a Grapefruit.  Even the white diner jacket, and multiple vests and ******bunds. Opening Nights in the Theater for 30 years…. Now? I’ve gotten several blazers and suits, But no tux yet. New Computer for Fathers Day, and hoping for Digital Camera for Birthday… I may have to start dropping Tux-hints coming next Christmas! Cool fun at the school! I’m up to my neck in Youth at the University, and it just makes my Old-azz, look Older! Some of that “Kid-Power” is rubbing off on you! Keep it Up! Best Wishes- Dx