Sunday Humor!
THE HORTH WITHPERER Matt calls his buddy Marty, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. Marty asks "How will I recognize him?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and Marty asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? Marty picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up agai n and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her ****"? Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's **** pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".