Thursday Humor.
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called
"The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a
woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to
produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course the
woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the
woman kept tightening the knob, and the effects were
wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to
turn The knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
"Well, "She said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee
If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked, drink some Windex . It will keep you from streaking!
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
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