Take a hard look at your sanity!

(deactivated member)
on 6/13/07 10:02 am - MO
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.   "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket  because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." Scroll down for answer.......... "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.     Do you want a bed near the window?" DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE???  :>)
carbonblob
on 6/13/07 10:20 am - los angeles, CA
the bed next to yours
SCOTT O.
on 6/13/07 11:53 am - Nashville, TN
Hey Bob, is your bed next the window?  If it is, can I have the bed next to yours? Great one!!! Scott
ALFRED C.
on 6/14/07 4:04 am - NEWARK, DE
hey thanks Bob, missing our jester! al


 

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