Things a southerner would never say

#37 - Heck no, I don't want to go to the Waffle House right now, It is three o' clock in the morning! Heart Attack on a Plate $6.95

Heck that was my breakfast this morning only I had sausage gravy over....everything!

#38 What's WD40?

#39 i dunno darlene, i think a double wide trailer is a bit tacky

More: I'll have a 1/2 of a grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy I'll do it after I finish burying this pet fence Deerheads detract from the decor of our house I think graceland was tacky Bears are protected in this part of the state Who's Richard Petty? Chewing tobacco is such a nasty habit

Bless you for that. I can't remember laughing so hard. All I can say is, I must be adopted. Because, although I was raised on the frozen tundra of West Michigan, I resemble a lot of those remarks. Say what you want about southerners, but they sure do know how to have fun. DD

...I do not think you can use a tree branch and come-along to hoist the engine out of the Trans-Am.

...The stove, sofa, or the refrigerator do not belong on the front porch.  ...Not everyone needs to be a Baptist

True story...I was working in a call center taking pages for people's pagers (Now we use our thumbs).  This southerner got on the phone and asked me to send the page "I need to come over to your house and skin something".  I repeated it back to her and she said "not skin something!!  Scan something..."  And I thought I was being culturally sensitive to people of the south...