Really Late Monday Humor.

underthegun
on 6/11/07 7:50 am - Starke, FL
A drunken old man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.   Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in  the  face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway butt naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"   The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.   The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"   The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.   The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma loved it!"   At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says..     "Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk!"  
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
Ben
on 6/11/07 8:04 am - Fresno, CA
Thank you, I really needed that! I have been dragging all day and been checking for your post to get me going.
"To Realize One's Destiny is a Person's Only Obligation" Ben
Most Active
Post Thanksgiving Weigh In
Don 1962 · 3 replies · 17 views
Recent Topics
Post Thanksgiving Weigh In
Don 1962 · 3 replies · 17 views
Sunday Weigh In
Don 1962 · 2 replies · 65 views
Sunday Weigh In
82much · 1 replies · 78 views
×