Two Big Farts at Wal-Mart
I was looking for a birthday present for my wife, and I could sense someone was looking at me. I turned and noticed my aunt, whom I haven't seen since around Christmas time. All she could say was "Holy Sh*t". She had seen me from the back, but didn't think it was me, then came around to the side to get another look. She was shocked at how much I had lost. As we were talking, another friend of mine walked by and took a double take. He too said he almost walked right by me before looking again.
What a great feeling!
Dale
"Nothing tastes as good as being thin"