need to vent

When I had my PS, I priced out Pec Implants, and a Testicle Lift. I decided against them (for now), but if you can afford it, be as vain as you want to. If anyone is curious, the testicle lift is because I heard once you hit 50, your balls drop into the toilet when you sit down to drop a deuce, and I wanted to avoid that.

KD, but you can sling them up over one leg and wash then in the sink while sitting on the John! just sayin' Best Wishes- Dx

*Smacks Forehead* Of course!! Thanks for the money saving tip, now I can spend the extra cash on hookers and imported beer!

Crap, I must be 50.

a lot of that is "socialized" into them. "Is my mascara looking clumpy?" is not an issue for us....(many of us...) "Looks" are as important to self-esteem issues for the gals, as "He throws Hard!" is for the guys. I had PS, but never once thought of it as "What else should I get done" while fixing up the old chassy.  The Panniculectomy Does add inche(s) and it is Most appreciated. *see "...throw over into sink while sitting on the john" - reference in other reply....  Best Wishes- Dx

I'm going to be happy when my D cups "moobs" dwindle down to an A cup!!!!

Hey KnottyDruid.... Yup. they do "hit" the water...which is why on the towel rack opposite the john, we keep a nice fluffy towel that is JUST for my own "sopping up" use.... Jim

Jim, Try putting a brick in the tank of your toilet. Your toilet bowl will fill up a little less hopefully dropping the water level enough to keep you from tea-bagging it and you'll conserve a little bit of water too ....You probably don't need all tha****er to flush down what you're depositing now a day...No more two or three flushers anymore, at least that has been my experince...ain't the locker room great - eh?

Putting a brick in the top of the toilet? Isn't that called an "Upper Decker"? I know, um, have heard that it makes the toile****er brown every time you flush.