Last Appointment's!
Today I have my pre-op physical with my Doc and the pre-admit with the hospital. Last appointment and surgery is on Tuesday. I have been in and out of hospitals a fair amount of my life due to past military injuries and other maladies so it is no big deal for me. Just go in, get repaired, do what the Doc's say, get discharged and get on with your life. I am a good patient because I don't fuss about things (like waking me up so that they can give me a sleeping pill), I have a high pain tolerance so I don't bother them complaing and I tend to flirt with the nurse's. I try to have the best time I can under varying cir****tances, like taking a walk past the nurses station with my fanny exposed from the too small johnny gown. It's amazing how fast they can move to put another gown on me while they are busting a gut laughing.