Bathroom FART

I'll spare the details....but I fell into the toilet. Yes, my A$$ went through the seat-hole. Nasty, but hey. It never used to be that little.

Wow! Thank God you weren't using an outhouse or a rest area crapper! Keep up the major melt. DD

Hmm...maybe some bulk work for those glutes? Lunges with squat weight, perhaps?  (dangerous!). Wow, that is narrow. Never heard of such. Sure is funny how people's proportions vary, though. Guess you'll have a hard time matching an off the rack suit jacket and pants? Buying a jacket for me is a real impossibility. Shoulders are 50 and waist is 32. Got a big a$$, though!

Flush Often!

Dave

Hey...anyone remember the old joke about tyin' a board to yer azz?

My god I've heard of bigger asses on cats!  By all means post a picture!