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You're a stich! Your last line is perfect. Of course you could always have used the following.... Sometimes I don't even think I can get up and go into the house...
Sometimes I don't event think I can get out of the refrigerator...
Sometimes I don't even think I can make sure everyone leaves and the doors are all locked....
Sometimes I don't even think I can get up and turn off the blender...
Sometimes I don't even think I can come inside from the barn...