Sunday and the final Humor. (for a while)

O Kay men this will be my final post for a while I need to take a break for a while and get back to concentrating on my business. I have had fun and I am by no means out of material however I have become some what addicted to this board and have let my other business kind of fall to the way side. I am a Distributor of a proven product that has helped me lose a total of 82 pounds now and if any one would care to no what it is I will check my messages here at least weekly. But if you would rather mail me direct  I can be reached at my regular mail [email protected]   I have really enjoyed getting to know many of you on this board and when I finally have my surgery done I will come in and let every one know. Good luck men and I sincerely thank each and everyone of you for all the encouragement and support that was shown me and it is my prayer that God will bless each and every one of you as he has blessed me.

                                                                Totally Committed,
                                                                      Dan Ryder. God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'" "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting. Show Me. " So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, ( I love this) "Get your own dirt."                                                  

Hey Dan, Sorry to hear about your departure from this task. I would like to say a BIG THANK-YOU for all teh jokes you have furnished while you were at it. I have really enjoyed what you did for me/us. Take care buddy, ans good luck with your business.

Dan I sure hate to see you go, but I fully understand that this board can become very addictive because of all the wonderfull guys on here. I want to say again how much I appreciate how you stepped up and took over from me when I could no longer focus on posting everyday.  Hopefully there is one of the new guys out here that will also step up and take your place in the humor department. I am not in a position right now to jump back into daily posting but when ever I get a chance I still pop in and see what is happening.  As soon as I am fully healed up from the implant surgery I need to get back into my full time ministry responsibilities. I wish you all the best in your business adventures and in life. God Bless Dan

Thanks for all of the great humor, Dan and best of luck to you. Just curious, what is the product that helped you lose 82 lbs.?

Best Wishes,

Dave