difference between potentially & actually

Little boy went up to his dad and asked, "Daddy what's the difference between potentially and actually.  The father thought for a moment and then told the little boy, 'go to your mama and ask if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and get her answer.  Then go to your sister and ask if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and get her answer.  Then go to your brother and ask if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and get his answer.  Then come back and tell me what you think! Little boy went to his mama and asked her, "Mama, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"  The mother thought and then answered 'yes, we could do a lot around the house with a million dollars!"  The little boy then went to his sister and asked the same question.  The sister didn't hesitate, 'are you crazy, of course, he's so cute and rich!'  Then off to his brother to ask the same question.  The brother thought for a long time before answering yes, he could buy lots of cool stuff for a million dollars. The little boy returned to his father and his father asked him, "Did you learn the difference between potentially and actually?"  Little boy answered, "Yes.  Potentially we are sitting on 3 million dollars!  But in actuality we are living with 2 ho's and a and a and a....hee hee hee.  Never mind.

That's funny stuff. Reminds me of a joke my Grandpa taught me. "A fella asks a girl if she'd sleep with him for a million dollars. "Of course" she replies. He then asks if she'd sleep with him for a dollar. " of course not, what do you think I am?" she says. We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price. he answers. I've always remembered that one. Keep 'em coming Big Unit. DD PS What happened to the "sexy Bob" avatar? 

DD, he was supposed to dance, but he didn't dance so I removed him!  Hee hee

Love it!

As long as they're not "nappy-headed", it's okay...