Thursday Humor.

underthegun
on 5/16/07 3:59 pm - Starke, FL
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
wjoegreen
on 5/17/07 5:31 am - Colonial Heights, VA
Uhhhhh, I dunno Dan. I had to think about that one. I got it second time though. I still like Windows on first with Word on Office for the computer Mac. How are the tazer burns healing up?? Any more updates on WLS dates or status?
DoubleDee
on 5/17/07 11:57 am - Holland, MI
That just ain't right.  It would be funnier if he shot a CAT! Keep 'em coming, Deputy Dan. DD
wjoegreen
on 5/17/07 12:43 pm - Colonial Heights, VA
Yeah,...shot the cat,...that is funnier!!!
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