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Humor: THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

Tim A.
on 5/9/07 4:25 am

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER! 

DANGEROUS:

 

 

 

 

 

SAFER:

 

 

 

 

 

SAFEST:

 

 

 

 

 

ULTRA SAFE:

 

 

 

 

 

  WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

 

 

 

 

 

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

 

 

 

 

 

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

 

 

 

 

 

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

 

 

 

 

 

ARE YOU WEARING THAT?

 

 

 

 

 

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

 

 

 

 

 

WOW!  LOOK AT YOU!

 

 

 

 

 

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

 

 

 

 

 

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

 

 

 

 

 

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

 

 

 

 

 

HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.

 

 

 

 

 

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

 

 

 

 

 

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

 

 

 

 

 

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

 

 

 

 

 

HERE, HAVE  SOME WINE.

 

 

 

 

 

WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY?

 

 

 

 

 

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

 

 

 

 

 

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

 

 

 

 

 

HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE.

 

 

 

 

 

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. POOR MEN SUCK

12. PACK MY STUFF

&&& MY FAVORITE ONE

13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!

...OR MEN WHO MAY BE IN DANGER!!

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Dx E
on 5/9/07 4:47 am - Northern, MS
RNY on 07/03/03
You did pitch this to the Main Board Too? That'd be Quite a Homerun!! Thanks for the Smile! Best Wishes- Dx
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Jeffrey H.
on 5/9/07 5:14 am - Raleigh, NC
RNY on 02/28/07

Tim -- Love it!!!!!! Might not post it on the family refrigerator, though... Hope all's well, Jeff




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Michael B.
on 5/9/07 6:14 am - Gilbert, AZ
RNY on 03/29/07
Good one Tim...For post-ops you can try "here have one of my leftover pain pills" I have to caution you though during the wrong time of month that may backfire and be met with "why, I'm not a drug addict like you!!"

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