Such a Hairless (FART)

Hi Doug,

I have to work really hard to make that skin flap ring around my mouth irrelevant! It's not nearly as bad though, if I shave really well.

Pump! Pump!

Dave

Hi Dave, This is cool: chatting online in almost-real time. My wife points out that I get a good workout just lifting my many chins! I have my own version of the "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" koan: "What is the sound of many chins flapping?"

I know what you mean, Doug. And if I could stick tape or maybe one of those little jumper wires with alligator clips on each end in just the right places, I could pull that skin up. Unfortunately, it would either get stuck in my hair or just look really funny. A really tight powder cap works pretty well too, but in the Summer....?

Sorry, Guys!

Looks like that Yahoo account is limited. I've uploaded that photo to my profile pics. It's the first one.

Thanks,

Dave

Your next fart will be..."itchy Fart" when that stuff starts growing back..... Ok Dave, give us some stats....arms chest waist....height...gimme something to shoot for... Russ PS you look great...what a different look, I was used to the "Monkey Man"...

Thanks, Russ!

Let's see...I'm 5'9 and 167 this week.

Took some measurements just for you. Nothing really huge, just slightly large with good symmetry.

Upper Arms - 13"

I've always had skinny arms, because at 30", they are as long as most 6'4 fellows

Chest, at nipples - 42"

Shoulders, mid-deltoid - 50"

Waist - 32"

Mid-thigh - 22"  (and good thing, inseam is only 30") 

Best Regards,

Dave

You're ripped dude!!! Sonny