Wednsday Humor.

The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink but she refused. Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom before you die." She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, "Don't sell that cow."

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darned boring. We never have any fun any more. For $5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!" "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

I went clubbing last night.  Met a lady a couple of years younger than 
me,  
maybe 70ish, but still very attractive.

We laughed and talked and drank.

We drank and talked and laughed some more.

She asked me if I had ever indulged in a mother and daughter threesome!  
  When I recovered my wits and replied 'no' she said this was my lucky 
night.

We went back to her house, she unlocked the door, we went inside. She 
  shouted up the stairs 'Mom, are you still awake?'

And a happy Wednesday to you to sir. Thanks for the laffs.  Hope you had a good ham omelette this morning,...with fresh veggies on the side.