Thursday Humor!

underthegun
on 4/25/07 1:56 pm - Starke, FL
If any of you have tried this at home how did it work out for you.

The Man of the House The husband had just finished reading a new book Entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and Announced, "From now on, you Need to know that I am the man of this house and my Word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and When I'm finished eating My meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me And we will have the Kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I Can relax. You will Wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will Massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and Comb my hair?" The wife replied, "The flippin' funeral director Would be my first guess."
mjr142
on 4/26/07 7:24 am - IL
I just want to tell you that your jokes are hilarious.....Each day I see what you have posted and then usually copy and paste it in an email to some of my friends.....thanks for the humor...Marcy
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