joke backfired! Big time
Lately i have been getting tired of people stopping me to ask about my weight loss, I never dreamed i would get tired of people heaping praise on my success, After so many years of being ashamed of my obesity. last week i was stopped in the local hardware store, and was surrounded by five old farts. once again i saw myself about to repeat the same old story about my weight loss surgery. I went another way instead. Without second's pause I started telling this story about how i was part of a secret government study on weight loss bio weapons. They work by making your enema i mean enemy crap themselves to death.I told them I was only given very small doses so the only result was a large weight loss. I thought it would be taken as a joke ,but nooooo. Now i am getting all kinds of phone calls from people wanting to have the same treatments. What do i do now? My wife was no help, she said she warned me this would happen some day, so she's staying out of it. I wish i had a dime for every time my mouth got my ass in trouble. peace buzz
