Two for Tuesday Humor!
THE HARDWARE STORE
Harlow was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a
beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the
manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary
asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs
$300!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harlow had sent her to buy,
and Carl went to backroom to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep
and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered
up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.
However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly
nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.,
Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean,
Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer
were born.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.. This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
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