I feel weird asking this but need input

Hi! 

Ahh...let's keep it open! 

Sounds like more of a case of "replacing one addiction with another", maybe combined with release of testosterone that has been stored in fat. I've heard of several guys (non MO) that have this problem in the daylight and evening hours, not at night. I remembered one friend who's wife was literally vacuuming around him while he "shook hands with the unemployed" to net porn (maybe making sure to vacuum under the trousers which were around his ankles? Ah life in Japan!).

However night time woodies can be truly relentless -  bumping on things like the mattress, your wife's rear end or knees and it's like inflammation - you'll do just about anything to get rid of it and get back to sleep, even if it takes multiple flogs!

Not sure what the issue could be...unless it's keeping her awake or detracting from their sex life. I have had partners who were so difficult to deal with, that I felt as if "bashing the bishop" would eliminate a lot of the "baggage". Do they have other bedroom issues?

I know of some women who are simply "disgusted" with this aspect of male life. If this is the case, then they truly should seek marriage counseling!

Good Luck,

Dave

Hey, my wife always had a great answer that ended all the 'early morning' poking around.  She just simply turn toward me and says, 'poke me again and I'll kill you, AND, if I just wanted to get rid of her and have the damn bed to myself, I'd start choking the chicken and she'd leave!  hee yah   LOL

Yea, that's way too much information there, Bob!

I can't ever remember reading a more hysterical thread on this forum. I'm no doctor. Nor do I play one on T.V., and I've never stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. However, my expert advice would be a menege-a-tois, or mind your own damn business. Any wife worthy of the title should know how to cure a "hard-on". Thanks for the "yucks". DD

Hmmm...visions of Kevin Spacey in "American Beauty" come to mind.  Perhaps this is a side effect of surgery? Bobby

    I was wondering if she should just "give him a hand".   I also know of too many guys here that have "choked on chicken"  so he should be careful.  You certainly wouldn't want it to get stuck espically if it is too dry.  And then this would also bring  new meaning to "the foamies"    If he needs more exercise maybe he could just  walk the chicken. Be careful not to do that near a park or school yard.    As to the build up in pressure - can he be heard yelling "thar she blows"? Or if is early in the morning does he crow "****a-doodle-doo"?      This was just way to easy, but very entertaining.  Dare I say keep it coming?                      LIfe is great, and funny.   Rick

WHATEVER you do DO NOT eat the liver if they invite you over for dinner. Is shes holding out Hs need servicing. hes doing the right thing by taking matters into his own hands. better himself than you, the babysitter or spending his hard earned money on some toothless ***** Maybe hes took a lil blue pill hoping for some action and got none, why waste a perfectly good side effect Factually speaking -- because we are MO/SMO we produce more ESTROGEN (SP) and our sex life usually suffers. No more pressure that usually.

Sounds like you've been in the joint, GoingMobile, Never and I repeat NEVER eat the liver in the joint!  Never choke or walk the chicken in the joint, in the joint, forget you have a chicken, because someone is watching and it may be your 'new' daddy..... This thread is hilarious, keep it....coming.

I honestly think that he has all this energy and needs to release it. My PA told me that I would have alot more testosterone in my system because it was being released by all this fat that I am losing. So she told me to watch out for "roid rage" and being a little more, in her exact words, horny. Sooner or later all that bopping the bologna will give him hairy palms and then he'll stop.