BACK PAIN AND BIT OF HUMOR
Hi Guys
I was doing great the week that the trial stimulator was in my back, but since they pulled the wires all of the old pain problems are coming back. They have my implant surgery scheduled for May 5. Right now that seems like a year away. I tough enough to take the pain for 2 and half weeks even though it means being immobile most of the day.
Daniel R had some great humor out here today, but it is still in my blood to share some with you also.
Dan
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to to secretly
have the child. If she stayed in to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a postcard and write, "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, He came home to a confused wife.
"Honey", she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife gave him the post card and watched as her husband
read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.
Two with meatballs and one without."
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